Legal humor here.
“He died very happy.”
Yep, that’s old C.J. Enigmatic to the end.”
“He shorted Google.”
“Well, the stonecutters loved him, even if no one else did.”
“Inside it’s all hollow, hollow as the man himself.”
“Halloween ’65. Harry and I did it right on top of the old boy’s head. That was one sweet fuck, girlfriend.”
“Wouldn’t be funny, if, you know, every year they would secretly replace it with one that was like a foot taller? It would totally fuck with your mind.”
“Yeah, the eyes follow you, but the smile doesn’t.”
“His cemetery, his rules.”
“That’s so bourgeois.”
