Legal humor here.
“Okay, this is what is going to happen. The curare will wear off in a few hours, at which point you’re going to give me the fuck of my life, after which, you will leave. Capisce?”
“Okay, kids. This is your new daddy.”
“You can start with the bedroom. It’s a disaster. And here’s a newsflash: you do do windows.”
“You saw that film Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, this is sort of going to be the opposite of that.”
“Your ad said you had slow hands. You better not disappoint me on this one.”
“For the past three years I’ve been telling myself that there must be more to life than absinthe. Was I right?”
“Make yourself at home. I’ll freshen up and get the Scrabble board.”
“Marge, this is Harry. Harry is going to live with us and you’re going to thank me. A lot.”
“You’re a Wheel of Fortune man, aren’t you, Harry? God help you if you aren’t.”
“My life has always been a Pinter play. I accept that. But from now on, it’s going to be a fun Pinter play.”
