Yeah, I’m back. Definitely. My Brand? Kool. Absolutely.
That’s my chick there. Yeah, I know, yoga chicks and cats go together. I’m livin’ the cliché, and, believe me, it’s not bad.
I had to train her, of course. She had a lot of trouble with the whole carnivore thing. Dames, right? Well, we got past that. She tells her friends I’m “finicky,” which is chick talk for not having your ass on backwards, and cat talk for salmon and tuna every night. I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a little young rabbit, but of course that would be terrible.
What’s with the dude with the halberd? That’s that spear thing. Clearly, the guy thinks he’s cool. Well, chicks are into horses, but not halberds. Keep on ridin’, halberd boy, unless you want me to get medieval on your ass.
