Legal humor here.
“Okay, here’s the deal. One bowl of milk and then you hit the road.”
“Wait a minute. You’re not Albert! And you’re not Cecil either!”
“Well, look who’s back! Mr. “the sewers are better than this dump any day”!
“You’ve come back but Fluffy hasn’t. Should I be worried?”
“Look at me! I’m looking right into those big brown eyes of yours and I’m not giving one inch! Crocs need tough love just as much as humans do!”
“You better not be hungry, because the only can I’m opening at this hour is a whopping can of whup ass.”
“I’m getting tired of these late hours, Cecil. I got you to get chicks, and the chicks’ ain’t happening.”
“I said ‘Fetch,’ damn it! ‘Fetch!’”
“You know, there’s a new issue of Vogue out today, and it’s all about handbags. Makes you think, doesn’t it?”
“Okay, Cecil, here’s the problem. When you don’t come home like this, I have to hope that I should be asking myself ‘what’s he been eating?’ I hope I shouldn’t be asking myself ‘who’s he been eating?’ So that’s it in a nutshell.”
