Legal humor here.
“I’m part piranha, girlfriend. Don’t make me prove it.”
“Hell, I’ll spawn right here. Like I give a fuck.”
“Yeah, we were looking for Salmon Springs. Guess we took a wrong turn.”
“Like the rest of the way up it’s bear country? That seems a little extreme.”
“You could be eating some honey right about now. You know that, don’t you?”
“I’m just thinking you’d be a lot better off in your own natural habitat, that’s all.”
“Hey, go ahead—take a swing! Slippery rocks and a strong current—I’ve seen this movie!”
“And so, thanks to the power of the genie released from the magic ring, Aladdin was able to escape from the cave! But then, just as the darkness was dispelled, and Aladdin ran towards the entrance, he was confronted by two great lions, one on either side of the door! But you know what? I’m getting awfully sleepy. What say we continue this tomorrow?”
“Hey, fish gotta swim, bears gotta do, well, whatever the fuck it is you guys do, you know what I’m saying? But do it someplace else.”
“Yeah, but if you eat me now, I’ll be all full of semen. Are you up for that? Cause, I mean, you don’t look gay.”
