Legal humor here.
“ ‘You have to bring some to get some’ is not a part of our dharma.”
“Lose the cap. And the attitude.”
“It had best not be shag.”
“That’s a whole lot of samsara you’ve got under your arm.”
“Natural fibers only, please.”
“Some folks are just all rug and no moksha, friend.”
“We all bear a burden. You’ve chosen to make yours visible.”
“Around here we’re more into passive aggression.”
“Not a problem. We charge by the square foot.”
“Well, see, we are your grandmother’s yoga class.”