Legal humor here.
“Okay, when I say ‘Jump!’ you jump! It’s not that hard!”
“I miss the C train. It had brakes.”
“Sure we pay a price, but the tracks belong to the people, damn it! The tracks belong to the people!”
“If we had a TV, that would be nice. I mean, even basic cable would be nice.”
“Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty, not to mention life and limb.”
“I mean, if they kept these things to a fixed schedule, the way they’re supposed to, we wouldn’t have these problems in the first place.”
“Now, the Times Square Shuttle, that was Hell. This isn’t so bad.”
“You know who I feel sorry for? I feel sorry for all those people who don’t live in New York.”
“I hear the new trains have collision control. That would be nice.”
“You know, her real name is Kelly Maria Ripa Consuelos. Interesting, huh?”
