Legal humor here.
“Thrust and parry! Thrust and parry! Hey, big guy, we’ll make a soldier out of you yet!”
“’Smatter, boy! Can’t handle a lefty?”
“Oops! Too much ice tea put out your fire? Whoever left all those potato chips lying around sure didn’t do you a favor!”
“Oh, sure! Fire’s a greater opening act, but nothing closes the deal like cold steel!”
“I guess back in your day they didn’t have asbestos!”
“Yeah, losing the flames hurts, but once you see your 401k you’re going to feel a whole lot better about this civilization thing!”
“Guess you should have thought about that before you torched the village!”
“Fuel consumption on you X-4 models is just not cost effective!”
“We figured you’d max out on those marshmallows, dumb ass!”
“Yeah, and what about those wings? I bet they’re all just for show too!”
