Legal humor here.
“Because Mommy likes to win.”
“Fuck yeah it’s CPSC-approved!”
“Oh, Hell yes! It’s as age-appropriate as a mother fucker!”
“Because Baby likes to feel the Burnie, that’s why.”
“At our house we believe in manual transmissions. Manual transmissions and a whole lot of other things.”
“I’m a mom, but I’m still stopping traffic, you know what I’m saying?”
“The way Bob sees it, he gave up his Porsche but he kept his dignity.”
“The way Bob sees it, if you can’t handle a stick you can’t handle life.”
“It’s New York Attitude Meets Texas Traction, and I like it just fine.”
“Yeah, you’ll wonder if it’s worth it until you run over your first taxi. After that, you’ll never look back.”
