Legal humor here.
“Oh, yeah, it’s a veritable hula hoop of holiness. Definitely.”
“What can I say? The Big Guy likes me.”
“Yeah, I was heading down 66, maybe 3 o’clock in the morning, and I see this guy with his thumb out, so I say ‘what the hey’, right? So I pull over and give him a lift. It was only Jesus.”
“Also, I can be invisible whenever I want.”
“I gotta be careful going through doors. Otherwise, it’s, you know, heaven.”
“The thing I really like is that I get to cut in the front of the line on all the rides, even the Big Coaster.”
“Yeah, it’s twenty bucks extra per month, but, believe me, it’s worth it!”
“Well, it’s not one to one, but, you know, it’s not nothing!”
“See, even in Heaven, it’s like there’s bliss, and then there’s bliss!”
“Né la prima né l’ultima, gal, that’s all I got to say! Né la prima né l’ultima!”
