Legal humor here
“You’ll get a level playing field when you’ve earned a level playing field.”
“Like so many things, like, indeed, life itself, this office is unfair.”
“This is nothing. When I started, it was a 57° slant.”
“Perhaps it’s stating the obvious, but if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.”
“And after two years, you get locks for your casters.”
“Another way to look at it is that the road is rising to meet your step.”
“The next three days are going to be, basically, Hell.”
“Trust me. You’ll never get the table unless you want the table. And nothing makes you want the table like not having the table.”
“We want you to stay. But we also make it easy to leave.”
“You’ll find that we go to considerable lengths to inculcate an “us against them” mentality among our employees.”
