Legal humor here
“Yeah, I seeing where you’re going with this. But I don’t think you’re really getting there.”
“I see it, but I don’t feel it.”
“How shall I put this: You can carry it, but you can’t carry it off.”
“Beige is not your color.”
“You look like the Thing from Leisureworld.”
“A cup of sugar you can have, but I’m fresh out of live goats.”
“Boo who? Damn it! You get me with that one every Halloween!”
“So what is this? ‘Death Takes a Spa Weekend’?”
“Sorry, girlfriend. The hoodie ain’t workin’.”
“Hell, I’ve got grandkids who look meaner than you do.”
