Legal humor here
“For God’s sake, Harry! You know damn well who farted!”
“I don’t care if you ignore the elephant! Stop ignoring me!
“He isn’t my elephant! He’s our elephant!
“He’s lonely, damn it! Can’t you see that? And they aren’t that expensive!”
“You know what your problem is, Harry? You’re all elephant and no howdah.”
“Well, I didn’t agree to shell the peanuts for, like, forever!
“‘He can’t sleep on the sofa if there isn’t one!’ Is that all you have to say?”
“‘It’s bigger than both of us!’ You have a million of them, don’t you?”
“Well, what are the girls gonna say when I show up at the club riding an Indian elephant?”
“Some mahout you turned out to be!”
