Legal humor here
“That is so gay.”
“Sure they can imitate. But can they create?”
“It’s ironic because you were the one who wanted to go whale watching, that’s why it’s ironic.”
“We’re marooned in an ocean of performance artists. What a Manhattan way to die.”
“I could kill for a damn harpoon. I know that doesn’t make much sense, but I’ve been pushed well beyond the limits of reason.”
“What am I supposed to do, throw you a damn fish? These schmucks are getting on my nerves.”
“Why don’t you pull us on water skis? That would be a real trick.”
“They probably do speak English. They just don’t give a shit.”
“If we make it back, I’m going to write a book, and I’m going to call it ‘Dolphins Totally Suck, All The Time’.”
“If they’re mammals at all, which I doubt, they’re very cold mammals.”
