Well, if you’re reading Josh Dawsey and Shand Goldmacher’s take on Rudy Giulian’s announcement that he’s withdrawing his name from consideration as secretary of state (and thank God for little favors, eh?), he’s “Bernie Kerik, a former New York City police commissioner and a friend of Giuliani’s”. Well, that’s true, Josh and Shane. But he’s also “convicted federal felon Bernie Kerik” (eight counts). And he’s also a wife and child deserter (married a Korean woman while stationed in South Korea in the army and then left them when he went home). Oh, and he also cheated on his newest (third) wife (a lot). Guess Josh and Shane haven’t heard about that Google thing.