Looks like I was a little woozy when I took this, but you get the picture (I hope). The great thing about the new model Cline bottle is that you don’t have to be in the fourth dimension to drink out of it. The old model Klein bottle, as Wikipedia explains is “an example of a non-orientable surface; it is a two-dimensional manifold against which a system for determining a normal vector cannot be consistently defined.” If you walk around in/on an old model Klein bottle, you’ll come back to where you started, but you’ll be upside down. But will your heart be on your right side? I don’t think so, but I’m not sure.
Getting back to the new model, I’m not very fussy about wine, but I’d say it’s a pretty good pinot noir. My only real rule for wine is “nothing before breakfast”, which I’m pretty strict about, even in these troubled times.
Old style Klein bottles are available, for real but sans wine, from the Acme Klein Bottle Company. They also make Klein steins and Klein decanters for three-dimensional folks like you.
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