“This is a public desert, pal! You hot rodders make me sick!”
“Do I look like I’ve seen a white whale?”
“I do see the absurdity of it all. But I fail to see the humor in that absurdity.”
“Trust me. It’s much harder.”
“Okay, I know when I’ve been hustled. You can have your twenty bucks and to hell with the finish line.”
“Just stay out of my goddamn oasis, pal. And don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.”
“What do you mean, ‘surge’ pricing is in effect? It’s the damn desert!”
“Yeah, well, if I knew where there was water, I wouldn’t be here.”
“Okay. After I sing “Hark, brothers, hark! The evening gun”, then you sing “Pull away steadily, all pull cheerily! Got it? Not “Pull away steadily, pull away steadily.” It’s not a repeat, it’s a variation. And then I sing “Booms from the land at set of sun” and you sing “Pull away readily, all pull merrily.” See? Again, it’s a variation. Okay, let’s try that much.”
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