“It’s fake? No, no one could be that cruel.”
“To tell you the truth, there isn’t a lot of ‘mouth feel’ to this one.”
“I know it’s not real. We’ve been through this. I just like to bite shit.”
“What happened to the new spring outfit that was on this thing is that I ate it.”
“J. Crew, Ralph Lauren, they’re all going to Hell. Brick and mortar retail is a joke, and we can make a fortune unloading these things on rubes.”
“I’m just getting in shape for seal pup season, you know what I’m sayin’?”
“You see jetsam, I see a coral reef in little, a whole ecosystem waiting to be born.”
“Mammal humor, am I right?”
“It’s retro, but I like it, sort of Henry Moore meets Andy Warhol, you know what I’m sayin’?”
“For one thing, if we get enough of ’em, we can use ’em for decoys.”
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