“If I eat this I can have dessert? Isn’t apple pie dessert?
“Well, I’ll tell you something, babe. I’d like a slice of your apple pie, sure. But I’d love a slice of your cherry pie, you know what I’m sayin’?
“I probably should ask God about this, but whenever I do he’s all ‘That’s why I gave you Free Will’. So what the Hell. Yeah, I’m game.”
“Wow, apple pie, huh? And a week ago I didn’t even know what an apple was. Makes you think.”
“Honey, that was just a movie. A crazy movie that I never should have rented.”
“Serpents bake?”
“I don’t think we’re supposed to make our own rolling pins.”
“Wow, I’ve got the sun in the morning and the moon at night. And now an apple pie for dessert. What next?”
“Well, if they’re as firm and ripe as you say they are, I probably can be tempted by your apples. Where did you learn to talk like that, anyway?”
“Artisanal apples?”
