What does “My Feed” have to feed me this morning? What’s “on the Edge”, as we Microsoft users like to say? Well, this morning, it’s Jessica Simpson’s boobs, Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs (on the cover of Vogue, yet), and Mitch McConnell (fully clothed, thanks be to God). My Feed has to cheat a little to get Jennie’s boobs in the picture, because the alt-right, in the form of Breitbart, is protesting Jennie’s cover, which shows her reclining on shipboard with the Statue of Liberty in the background, and you know what that means: Immigration! Boo! Of course, Vogue could have Photoshopped both Ivana and Melania Trump into a shot showing the inscription of Emma Lazarus’ poem, which was totally added later, so it totally doesn’t count, but still, we know what those Vogue broads are pushing: unlimited nannies!
Okay, enough of that. What’s really interesting is that “My Feed” leads with Jessica Simpson’s boobs, with no hook at all, other than the boobs themselves, and what has Jessica done in the past decade? What has she ever done except think that tuna fish was chicken?
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