I’ve previously descanted on the tendency of billionaires to develop a fondness for large, penis-shaped objects. Well, we can, obviously, add Jeff Bezos to that list. Jeff, with his shaved head n’ shades lookin’ seriously Walter White, is shown posin’ with a rocket (reusable, of course) that’s part of his space transportation company “Blue Origin”. Jeff, I liked it better when you proved your manhood by buying, and aggressively supporting, the Washington Post. But how can I hate a man who is hated by Donald Trump? Okay, Jeff, I forgive the rocket, and even the penis pocket patch. Keep on doin’ what you’re doin’.
