Poor Rick Perry. The Republican masses have found him guilty of having a heart! He wants to help kids even if their parents aren’t Americans! Rick, are you sure you ain’t talking with a lisp? Cause you sound like a damn homo to me.
Well, to prove that his heart is true—and cold as ice—Rick has a new rap: Invade Mexico! Yeah, it’s about time we had us a next-door war. Think of all the money we’ll save on airfare! Sweet!
Afterwords
I was almost feeling sorry for Rick, which I guess should teach me to have a heart when it comes to Republicans. As for the “Niggerhead” thing, well, does it have to be a crime to talk like a redneck? Nobody never meant nothin’ by it. It’s just a damn place name, just a name that anyone might say, like a fellow would ask you how to get to Niggerhead and you would say “Why, it’s just down the road from Jewboy Mountain.” That’s all. It’s just how people talk.
