In fact, they can do just about anything, according to Bicycle Ben, Harrisburg’s answer to Hans Arp. But who is talking here? Not the cyclist, obviously. He’s got too much on his mind. But the cats might have something to say, and even the chick, not to mention an omniscient voice-over. See if you can figure out who’s talking here!
“Apparently, it’s part of their estrus cycle.”
“You shouldn’t have honked at him. They hate that.”
“Again? Their need for attention—it’s borderline obscene!”
“Herbie! You are so not getting laid tonight!”
“My God! They’re worse than dogs!”
“If they had brains, they’d be dangerous. If they had manners, they’d be cats.”
Herbie disliked all motorists, but he regarded cats, for whatever reason, with a special loathing.
“It’s not his fault, really. They chase anything that moves.”
“Cut it out, meathead! Our dad’s a tiger!”
“We don’t have to protect the environment, you dipshit! We are the environment!”
