“I will go to the NAACP convention and tell the African-American community why they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps.” Yes, that’s what Newt Gingrich told the white folks in New Hampshire he would do, but he, obviously, didn’t tell the white folks in New Hampshire that they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps, because, obviously, the unemployment rate, and the food stamp participation rate, among white folks are both zero!
Clearly, those black folks need a talking to, and the Newtmeister is just the man to give to them. Those toilets won’t clean themselves, kids! And give those mirrors a shine while you’re at it!
Newt’s bathroom. [Insert burgeoning manhood joke here.]
