I was checking out something or other on Slate, and, as has happened in the past, one of their little story-promoting boxes caught my eye. This is, apparently, their best, most popular, or (least pleasant hypothesis) most likely to appeal to Alan Vanneman:
My wife’s best friend hates me
I farted in front of my boyfriend
How are flight attendants supposed to deal with fornicating passengers?
Did you see this? Another unreleased song from before Radiohead was Radiohead
Ron Paul’s Callotomized Messaging
Is the Denim Bubble bursting again?
I apologize for not providing links (not really). If you’re that interested, look them up. “Callotomized” means having the two hemispheres of your brain separated. David Weigel (and nobody else) thinks this is funny.
