At the Dish, Andrew Sullivan posts this rant by Spencer Ackerman on what’s wrong with DC, which he praises as “Best Spontaneous Anti-Beltway Rant Ever.” In fact, it’s a fairly predictable collection of bitches and moans about what happens when you shove together thousands of highly ambitious people in a few square miles of real estate (nobody comes to DC for the climate). But about halfway through, “Attackerman” totally loses it, going apeshit on idiot folks who insist on calling the subway “the Metro,” when anyone coming from a “real” city (like, I’m guessing, NOO YAWK) knows that the motherfucking subway is the motherfucking subway! So I hope Spence doesn’t ever go to non-real cities like San Francisco, where they call the subway “BART” (how gay is that?), or Chicago, where they call it “the El” (which is like totally upside down), not to mention London (“the tube”? how gay is that?) or Paris (“le Metro”? R U Seareus? Gay beyond gay!)
Mr. Ackerman also pretends to enjoy rap music.
