Pseudo New Yorker

Legal humor here.

“Hey, numbnuts. That thing don’t drive itself.”

“That’s a ‘green machine’ how?”

“You’re going to go to sleep and you’re going to wake up President? Walter, there’s a lot about you that I just don’t understand.”

“Well, does your ‘big concept’ include getting off your big fat ass and driving that thing?”

“I’m using this tone because I’m beginning to wonder if I really need to get my hair done.”

“You and Obama are peas in a pod.”

”You’re making me say this, Walter. County comptrollers should be made of sterner stuff.”

“Yes, people are going to look at it and say ‘That’s the biggest damn bumpersticker I ever did see.’ And then they are going to vote for your opponent.”

“There’s zen, Walter, and then there’s too zen. And this is the latter.”

“Yes, your latté is ready. But your life is a mess.”