Legal humor here.“I’m guessing, you folks wanted a hatchback with deluxe wheel covers! Congratulations!”
“Just keep this little girl under sixty for the first five hundred miles. After that, the sky’s the limit!”
“Damn straight this baby’s got Blaupunkt! If you’ve got the tunes, it’s got the power!”
“Whoa, leather seating areas and deluxe body molding! This one’s a keeper!”
“OK, you know the drill: five years or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first!”
“Just remember to keep her on premium and she’ll be purring like a kitten.”
“You can kiss that baby carriage good-bye, folks! This one carries you!”
“Yep, baby got wheels! And now mama does too!”
“Seven-speed paddle shifting with a turbo boost! This kid has some amazing genes!”
“Delivery time was 8 minutes and twenty-seven seconds! The drag coefficient on these babies is amazing!”
