“Yeah, when I think of the salary schedule for the women’s NBA, I want to puke. Where is gender equality when you need it?”
“They were magic beans, but not, you know, that magic. They barely got me to Weehawken.”
“As human pyramids go, Henderson, it was not too shabby. And now it’s just the two of us. Sic transit gloria mundi, mon frère.”
“I was definitely reaching for something, in both marriages. But, even now, I’m damned if I know what it was.”
“When I look at Dennis Rodman, who knows if he is looking at me? I like to think that it keeps me honest.”
“If you had ever held a baton, Henderson, you wouldn’t be asking that question.”
“He was part giraffe, but all Boston terrier.”
“Yep, growing up next door to Meadowlark Lemon is a piece of me I won’t forget.”
“Okay, you can’t really see it, but that’s Angelina Jolie waving at me from the Space Needle.”
“That’s Dad with his 100-foot ladder and six-foot tank of water. We’re not that close.”
