Legal humor here.
“Because he ate the damn parrot, that’s why. Got any more dumb-ass questions?”
“That’s right, no more ‘Pieces of Eight! Pieces of Eight!’ in my ear 24/7. You won’t hear me complaining.”
“I know you don’t, but the chicks do. And this bad boy is all about the ladies.”
“Times change, me heartie, and Cap’n Blood, he changes with ’em.”
“Don’t tell anyone, but he’s got a treasure map tattooed on his ass.”
“I’ve got lapin à la cocotte on my mind, on my mind. I’ve got lapin à la cocotte on my mind.”
“Shut up and bring me a nice riesling.”
“Don’t look so surprised. We’ll have a thousand more on board by morning.”
“I’ll have no skeptics on the Jolly Roger, Mr. Smee. You’ll lie down with bunnies or you’ll lie down with Davy Jones. Now which shall it be?”
