Legal humor here.
“Believe me, this is the good time. In a week, having to share your worms with a bunch of gabby kids will seem barbaric.”
“Don’t worry! Harry’s little worm runs never last more than an hour.”
“I know he promised you an oak, but you know how men are. Believe me, hickories are good value.”
“Yes, but you do have a floor under your feet, of sorts. So there’s that.”
“These things take time. I had to wait three years for Harry to come up with a flat screen. I watched a lot of sun sets, and they’re really not so bad. I mean, they’re not American Idol, but what is?”
“Sure he had pretty feathers. They all do. See where I’m going with this?”
“Well, our first tree was a spruce. I was wiping resin off my shoes three times a day.”
“So he went to Vegas for three days. He’ll come back. They always come back.”
“I know it isn’t easy being first. But, believe me, this tree is going to get very popular very quickly.”
“I bet on a clear day you’ll be able to see Schenectady.”
