“Sure, we can wait until after dinner. But it will have to be a really nice dinner.”
“Relax. The SEC doesn’t know this place exists.”
“You’re so handsome you’re shy? Hey, we’re still drinking tap water here, you know.”
“It’s just that, well, when we get to my place, you’d better look exactly like Leo Di Caprio or else the whole thing is off.”
“OK, I get to eat all the peanuts. I’m sorry, but that doesn’t really make us ‘even.’”
“I used to date this one guy who wore a mask, but he was a wrestler. What does a masked accountant do?”
“Just don’t take it home with you. A lot of married guys get caught that way.”
“Wouldn’t it make more of a statement if you were naked?”
“Well, that’s presuming I want you to take it off.”
“Do I think Michael Bloomberg is the greatest mayor who ever lived? Gee, that’s a tough one.”
