I know that Make Fun of Jennifer Rubin Day isn’t for several months, but, well, but what the hell. In her latest and greatest, Jennie explains why Republicans can’t, just can’t nominate Donald Trump, Ben Carson, or Ted Cruz for the presidency. Well, I pretty much agree, but I will also point out, as Jennie does not, that Donnie and Ben are sitting at the top of the latest polls, while Ted is fourth. The three unacceptables are winning over a solid 53% of Republicans, while “grownups” Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush are third and fifth, respectively, with 18% of the faithful between them.1 Looks like there will be plenty of tooth-gnashing, Jennie style, between now and the convention!
Afterwords
I’m sure there will be, but you’ll have to keep track of it on your own. Picking on Jennie gets boring, because she’s so predictable. My readers deserve new jokes, and Jennie’s such an old one!
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The full breakdown is Trump, 23.8, Carson, 21.3, Rubio, 10.3, Cruz, 8.0, and Bush, 8.0. ↩︎
